Missing polls, missing players

Mark, Justin & Crystal were asking last night where the polls were. Polls for this week would have been futile. Nick will be absent due to work, Markus & Jake will be missing due to a trip to Colorado and Deb is AWOL because of her trip. Figures, I get a chance to finally unseat Deb and what happens? Everyone bugs out! Still, I need everyone's help. I need to win tonight and I need a lot of points. So if you could do 2 things. #1, bring any and everyone to poker. Preferably people who don't reek, can control their bowel movements, can at least hold 2 cards in their hands and know absolutely nothing about poker. #2, of course, LET ME WIN! That is all.